thechillspirit:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

haahaha

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

epic-humor:

sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

cowboybeboop:

h0odrich:

africans:

he looks like a joint

what the fuck kind of joints do you roll

idiotsonfb:

Bastards… where is the spoiler alert?!? Damn Facebook

onamissiontocivilize:

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

the best comment in all of tumblr

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!